Turmoil Is Good

   Good evening, my fellow Americans. Tonight it is with great pride that I proclaim that turmoil is good - congratulations to Hillary Clinton and John McCain for their wins in New Hampshire!

   This makes the presidential campaign interesting for at least another two weeks.

   Let's see who wins the next round - Romney and Edwards...pleeeeeease. How wonderful would it be for (at least one of) the conventions to be something more than the ridiculous infomercials they've been in recent history?

   We can always dream, right?