Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Inadvertent Comedy in 3 Acts..errr..Sentences

So I was just reading back a few posts and stumbled upon "It Comes, It Goes" (10/21/2006) and I had to laugh. After talking about how it will snow one day here and all be melted the next and that Left Coasters think we get snow that stays and stays and stays, the observant reader will note that with the exception of my totally weather-unrelated Thanksgiving post, I didn't write again until last Friday, totally ignoring the record consecutive days with snow cover that we had between 12/20ish and the end of February (or thereabout)!

I swear this was not deliberate, I was just too busy with other things; namely, snowthrowing, building igloos for sale to recent arrivals from California, and perfecting my "Fargo" accent.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Happy Mother's Day (belated)

   To all of you that are mothers - Happy (day after) Mother's Day!

   As a man, I don't think it is possible to fully appreciate a mother (even your own) until you have kids and see the sacrifices your wife, fiance, girlfriend, partner, colleague, or [insert other term for "mother of your child" here] begins to make from the day she finds out she is pregnant. As all of those of us fortunate enough to grow up under our mother's care know, this selflessness ends only when her own life does.

   I just glanced at an article in last week's (dated 5/14/2007) Newsweek about stay-at-home moms ("Baby Needs a New Pair of Shoes" by Jennifer Ordonez [I can't find the tilde, sorry Jennifer!]) Two numbers displayed prominently in the sidebar struck me as particularly apt:
      "92 hours - the number of hours per week at stay-at-home mom works"
      "$138,095 - what a stay-at-home mom should be earning each year, based on the median national salary for the various jobs she performs, from cook to day-care teacher to psychologist"

   My wife has chosen to put her (business) career on hold to raise our kids, one of the main reasons we chose to move to Colorado and while realistically, in her line of work, she probably would not be making quite $138,095 if she was working, she works a hell of a lot harder at home than a lot of people I know that make much more than that figure. And as for time put in, 92 hours is definitely realistic, at least at our house!

   Anyway, my whole point was to encourage you to stop and really think about how many times in the course of your life your mom has put her life on hold to attend to yours. I didn't always appreciate my mom's influence in my life (particularly when in my teenage years I thought she was meddling!) but now witnessing my wife and her devotion to our kids reminds me constantly of the similar things my mom did for me.

   Here's to Mom!!

Friday, May 11, 2007

The Road Ahead

   So I'm wondering what the hell to do...I have a lot to say, on a lot of topics. But what I don't have a lot of is free time and when I do have time that could be classified as "free", I don't typically have a lot of motivation. And what motivation I can muster, is rarely earmarked for blogging. So I'm trying to figure out how to proceed. While I originally set out to make this a blog strictly about my experiences as a native Californian who has relocated to Colorado with no regrets, which meant I needed a separate blog for my political views, I am starting to think, after loyally following such well-rounded bloggers as Brad Feld and Ben Casnocha that there is nothing wrong, and potentially a lot right, with presenting yourself, in all dimensions, in a single blog (technically, Ben has a separate travel blog but in his main blog he mixes a ton of subjects). For in any given moment, I truly am thinking about all these disparate topics, and both their union and their intersection (remember Venn diagrams?!) make up my collective consciousness.

   So I think I've resolved to blend Californian Refugee and Angry Centrist..My next challenge is maintaining post frequency. As you can clearly see from the huge gaps between past posts, I have by and large picked topics, given them a fair amount of consideration, and then proceeded to compose fairly cohesive posts. While that is all well and good, the more I read others' blogs and the more I think about it, what I need from this blog is a place to vent (both positively and negatively). So I think the key to increasing my frequency is to reduce the "pre-production" (if you will). One sentence posts can be even more poignant than a novella.

   Down the road I go..

I Brew Therefore I Am

   I feel like a new man, I must say. After 3 long years, I have finally brewed beer again. It is sort of ironic that just as I have not yet made it to the world-class ski resorts two hours from my house since moving to Colorado, up until last Saturday I had not made a batch of beer since moving to homebrew/craft brew Mecca. Sure, as mentioned in my "A Friend with Mead.." post (08/06/2005) I've made mead for the first time (and the second time - and for that matter, it is something I plan to do each August in celebration of Mead Day), which counts in the "fermented beverages" category but...it's not beer.

   I started homebrewing during my sophomore year in college, more out of curiosity about the process than a true appreciation for good beer. Kegs of Natural Ice, and things even worse were so prevalent at the parties my friends and I attended that acquiring intoxicating liquids was not the challenge. But actually brewing that first batch of Brown Ale was a real epiphany for me. I recall very clearly (though it was a good 12 years ago) trying very hard to follow Charlie Papazian's mantra, but in all honesty there was a lot of anxiety during that first brew session. "Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew" showed up in full force during batch #2. I remember carefully filling and capping my bottles and marveling at how it felt to hold a bottle of a beer I had made myself.

   Needless to say, with four male roommates, the 5 gallon batch (2 cases of 12 oz bottles) lasted only a weekend! But I do have that very first bottle I filled and capped..

   Anyway, I continued to brew fairly regularly through the remainder of college and in the years following my graduation, though the beer lasted a lot longer when it was just a couple of my work friends and I drinking a batch.

   After several moves and the inevitable boil over in each kitchen in each house we lived in, my wife finally kicked me out of the kitchen..with permission to buy a "real" brewing system. I had always wanted to try brewing all-grain, like the breweries do. You can make very good beer with malt extract but I think you have to try all-grain at least once to fully appreciate brewing start-to-finish.

   I did a ton of research and narrowed my options to a Brewtree or a Brew Magic system. There was a significant price difference and being a sucker for a bargain (or a perceived one), I bought the Brewtree. I am not going to disparage the guy that built Brewtrees because I commend his ambition and believe he always meant well but quite frankly, I could not get the thing to work. I am not a plumber, have no desire to become one (though I do wholeheartedly admire their ability to get water flowing again when you have sewage flooding your basement at 3:17AM on a weeknight!), and frankly could not, for the life of me, get the damn thing to work. Put simply, there was too much intended functionality in too little a space. And with all due respects to the Queen, copper tubing is a royal pain in the ass to deal with, especially when bending is involved.

   So long story short, a good friend of mine, also into brewing, with mad welding skills, built a new frame for the system, and in conjunction with scavenged parts from my Brewtree, we built a much simpler, elegant, purely gravity-fed system..We call him Mashimillian.

   Mashimillian's inaugural session, held on the 10th annual American Homebrewers' Association Big Brew Day, was a smashing success. Though challenges were certainly encountered (and a few potentially ominous thunderstorms blew through relatively harmlessly), 10 gallons of American Brown Ale wort were generated from 20 pounds of grain. Thanks to a yeast starter and 40 minutes of aeration the fermentation took off rather quickly and vigorously and as I write this 6 days later activity has subsided and I am preparing to take a gravity reading (and a taste! :) ).

   The (brew) monkey is off my back - all is well..