Nothing Screams White Trash More Than

   a rageddy mullet and a sloppy mustache. I see this ensemble and immediately think white trash.

   However, if there was a competition held between two equally disheveled gents with equivalent coifs and upper lip decorations, the edge definitely goes to the guy that emerges from a ratty El Camino!!

   Maybe it shows my age (mid 30s) but damnit - I cannot imagine going into a new car dealership and saying "Gee whiz, honey, look at that new El Camino - I can't imagine being fortunate enough to drive one of those beauties off the lot!"

   But it must have happened..How else would enough of them have gotten into circulation for them to trickle their way down to becoming to white trash what the K car was to 80's federal government workers?!