I Can't Wait To Be An Old Guy!

   Good evening to you! I can't wait until I become an old guy and can get away with wearing buttoned down, short sleeved shirts tucked into old man shorts, with tall block socks and velcro shoes.

   Or even more importantly, when I can stand right next to someone in the dairy section of the grocery store, let out a clearly audible fart, look the person standing next to me straight in the eye, walk away, and on the way back to my cart, loudly fart again! I had half a mind to suggest to this old feller that perhaps his prominent flatulence was a sign he should be avoiding dairy, but I couldn't bring myself to ruin the moment!

   Old people are the best!