A Lovely Parting Gift

   Unfortunately the gift of which I speak was generated by an anonymous coworker parting their cheeks and leaving me a rather fragrant fart for me to enjoy on my elevator ride down to the ground floor on my way out the door from work this evening.

   Could you please hold it until you're outside at least? I know dropping it outside when it is snowy and sub-30F and therefore would likely cause a large vapor cloud to encircle you, is probably what you were attempting to avoid at all costs, but please have the courtesy to spare the air on the vator!