A Little Parking Lot Courtesy

   Dear King Soopers shopper,

      Would it kill you to push your empty shopping cart ten feet from your car to the designated cart return area when you're done with it?

      Apparently this is asking for a tremendous effort on your part as not only did you feel it necessary to leave your cart two inches off my bumper but you also inspired others to follow your example.

      Next time you find yourself in a similar situation would you please extinguish your cancer stick, set down the slim jim you're stuffing down your piehole, and put your shopping cart back where it fucking belongs?!

      Thanks much,
         A fellow shopper