Please Send Mueller A Copy of "The Giving Tree"

   FBI Director Robert Mueller wants more funding for the FBI to fight terrorism. Uhhh..friend? I thought that's what your buddies in the White House and Defense Department were so engrossed in over in Iraq? Remember? Making us safe from the terrorists?

   If you need this money so badly here at home why don't you have a little powwow and see about diverting some of the funds we the people have paid up for Bush's ill-conceived war?

   If that doesn't work out, perhaps our tax dollars could be used to send Mr. Mueller a copy of Shel Silverstein's "The Giving Tree" to help him better understand that money isn't limitless (unless you're the Federal Reserve) and doesn't actually grow on trees.